Politics - ugh

I never speak politics, but I am going to, if any of the statements I make may display ignorance, then I apologize, its the kind of ignorance I enjoy.

1. Jicho pevu, the Paruwanja thing, I watched like a quarter of this shit, and yeah, its believable, kudos, in that quarter I watched, I dint notice any evidence that was unearthed like recently, like 2012 shit, this was shit that was goin down in 06 07 there, and so my question is:
WHY THE EF ARE THEY AIRING IT NOW?? which I shall gladly answer.
They are airing it now because, surprise surprise 2012 is an election year. Raila, is seen severally questioning the prescence of The Arturs back when they was here..when yáll dint know that they was dealin drugs and shit. Personally I dint give a fuck if they was doin drugs or dealin it, I thought it was too much hype over some bearded guy back in the day. But yeah, Raila was questioning, and noone gave a fuck really, not until NOW when you know they were drug dealers and you all pissed like "What the hell?? Drug dealers were in Kenya with all this government protection shit and they were even made police officers (high ranking ones) and shit, yáll shoulda listened to Raila when he was questioning the legality of the guys here"...AHA..So Raila is the good guy. Pause. Its an election year, this info just came out, you are convinced that he is the guy who was tryin to save us from the demon that is the Artur dudes, etc etc yada yada. Cool. Digest that shit

2.The Moi Avenue explosion, hahaha..sorry am not laughin at the shit that happened, am laughin at how orchestrated this shit is. The dust hasnt even settled on the drugs thing, and a bomb explodes in the effing CBD. (Unrelated events?) OK if you watched the News you can answer this. Who was the first at the scene? (Maybe even before the ambulances and shit)..Yeah..what was the most significant shit he said? I dunno..I wasnt listening...

you know how in a wrestling match you force a submission? When you have delivered the biggest hit to your opponent, you dont stand there and gloat while he's reeling on the floor, thats when you give it your all, delivering punch after punch with more vigour than when he was of full strength, not giving him time to breathe or recover, until he submits. OK first punch: am a good guy i saw this Artur shit, 2nd punch, am the guy who comes to speak infront of a camera after a blast, cant wait to see what the third punch is, but I can tell you, niggas done submitted a long time ago.

I personally dont give a shit. I dont vote and I am immune to many of the common people folk suffering coz I got my shit together, so whoever gets voted in, yaaaay to you, your chance to fuck up the country is here..

The Kyuk in Me

I got on a Compliant the other day (Compliants are buses that ply 111)..and noticed that one seat didnt have a back rest..like it had broken off due to wear and tear or somethin..not important. Obviously I dint want to sit on a stool in a traffic jam so I went and positioned myself in a normal seat, near the stool though. As the bus got filled up, I noticed that everyone avoided the back-restless seat until the last person got in. It was a chick in her twenties,who,on seeing the stool, frowned but had no alternative but to take it.

I was as usual mindin my own business throughout the trip until I noticed the predicament she was in..everytime we accelerated, inertia pulled her backwards and she kept bumpin into the long knees of the guy seated behind her..with her back. From my calculations, the knees hit her around the kidney area..anyone who has ever experienced a blow to that area would tell you that its not a pat on the back. My point: No one in such discomfort should pay 80bob for fare. It should be subsidized to around 50 or 40..(depending on the value you put on pain).

Just then the concodi came round for the fare. I was like "Maze huyu dame alipe chwani ju anaumia" Sounded like a joke so some people giggled. She dint...wat do you expect with the level of discomfort she was in?..Obviously the first assumption was that it was a ploy to hit on her. As if. Anyhue for some reason people supported the notion and pressured the kange to charge her 50bob....and he did.

After a while I leaned over to her and went like "So itakuwaje hiyo 15bob?" Actin all confused she goes like "ati?" and am like "15bob yangu" she's like "ulinipatia lini?" The nerve of this chick..Ok hold up hold up hold up..al bring you my readers back in focus...Simple maths: 80 - 50 = 30.....30/2 = 15!!..I actually redid the calculation in my head to ascertain that I wasnt demanding more than MY fair share...

OK the rest of the story is too ugly for me to share..it involves a police check, german shepherd dogs and scratches to someones face....but jus so you know I dint get MY 15bob..and you wonder why I keep my mouth shut